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"My Arse" is a common catchphrase used by Jim Royle during the series when people uses sentences that Jim finds ridiculous. He repeats the sentence or phrase followed by saying "...My Arse!" Below is a list of all the sayings so far, and how many in each episode.

Series 1[]

Episode 1:

1. It's Good to Talk, My Arse!

2. Rest, My Arse!

3. Crabs Arse...My Arse!

4. Career, My Arse!

5. Bridesmaid, My Arse!

Episode 2:

1. Pasta, My Arse! x2

2. Borrow, My Arse!

3. Bless Her, My Arse!

Episode 3:

1. Taught Them, My Arse!

2. Say It, My Arse!

3. Has She, My Arse!

Episode 4:

1. Kiss My Arse!

Episode 5:

1. Equalizer, My Arse!

Episode 6:

Preparations, My Arse!

Series 2[]

Episode 1:

1. Bemuda, My Arse!

2. Having a Good Time, My Arse!

3. Keanu, My Arse!

Episode 2:

1. Makeover, My Arse!

2. Dale Winton, My Arse!

3. Feng Shui, My Arse!

4. Cravings, My Arse!

Episode 3:

1. Detector Vans, My Arse!

2. Stencil, My Arse!

3. Smillie, My Arse!

4. Exit, My Arse!

Episode 5:

1. Hard, My Arse!

2. Grapefruit, My Arse!

Episode 6:

1. Party, My Arse!

2. Balloons, My Arse!

Episode 7:

1. Parlour Games, My Arse! x2

2. Crinkly Bottom, My Arse!

3. Snowball, My Arse!

4. The Millenium, My Arse!

5. Christmas Day, My Arse!

Series 3[]

Episode 1:

1. Anne Robinson, My Arse!

2. Uni-Bloody-Versity, My Arse!

Episode 3:

1. Ceiling, My Arse!

Episode 4:

1. Bidet, My Arse!

2. Best Friend, My Arse!

Episode 6:

1. Sheep, My Arse!

Episode 7:

1. Finger, My Arse!

2. Roger, My Arse!

The Queen of Sheba (2006 Special)[]

1. Laminate, My Arse!

The New Sofa (2008 Christmas Special)[]

1. Olive Oil, My Arse!

2. Seating Plan, My Arse!

3. Baste, My Arse!

4. Toast, My Arse!

Comic Relief Special (March 2009)[]

1. Decomposing, My Arse!

The Golden Egg Cup (2009 Christmas Special)[]

1. Château, My Arse!

2. Chillax, Chillax, Chillax, My Arse!

Joe's Crackers (2010 Christmas Special)[]

1. Bauble, My Arse!

2. Slovenly, My Arse!

Barbara's Old Ring (2012 Christmas Special)[]

1. Sensitive, My Arse!


Other Uses[]

1. Beast, My Arse (Barbara) - Series 2 Episode 1

2. Motherhood, My Arse (Dave) - Series 2 Episode 5

Compilation Video[]

The_Royle_Family_-_Every_"My_Arse!"_(2010_Updated_Version)

The Royle Family - Every "My Arse!" (2010 Updated Version)

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