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&nbsp My Arse is a common catchphrase used by Jim Royle during the series when people uses sentences that Jim finds ridiculous. He repeats the sentence or phrase followed by saying "...My Arse!" Below is a list of all the sayings so far and how many in each episode.

Series 1[]

Episode 1:

1. It's Good to Talk My Arse

2. Rest My Arse

3. Crabs Arse...My Arse

4. Career My Arse

5. Bridesmade My Arse

Episode 2:

1. Pasta My Arse x2

2. Borrow My Arse

3. Bless Her My Arse

Episode 3:

1. Taught Them My Arse

2. Say it My Arse

3. Has She My Arse

Episode 4:

1. Kiss My Arse!

Episode 5:

1. Equalizer My Arse

Episode 6:

Preparations My Arse

Series 2[]

Episode 1:

1. Bemuda My Arse

2. Having a Good Time My Arse

3. Keanu My Arse

Episode 2:

1. Makeover My Arse

2. Dale Winton My Arse

3. Feng Shui My Arse

4. Cravings My Arse

Episode 3:

1. Detector Vans My Arse

2. Stencil My Arse

3. Smilie My Arse

4. Exit My Arse

Episode 5:

1. Hard My Arse

2. Grapefruit My Arse

Episode 6:

1. Party My Arse

2. Balloons My Arse

Episode 7:

1. Parlour Games My Arse x2

2. Crinkly Bottom My Arse

3. Snowball My Arse

4. The Millenium My Arse

5. Christmas Day My Arse

Series 3[]

Episode 1:

1. Anne Robinson My Arse

2. Uni-Bloody-Versity My Arse

Episode 3:

1. Ceiling My Arse

Episode 4:

1. Bidet My Arse

2. Best Friend My Arse

Episode 6:

1. Sheep My Arse

Episode 7:

1. Finger My Arse

2. Roger My Arse

The Queen of Sheba (2006 Special)[]

1. Laminate My Arse

The New Sofa (2008 Christmas Special)[]

1. Olive Oil My Arse

2. Seating Plan My Arse

3. Baste My Arse

4. Toast My Arse

Comic Relief Special (March 2009)[]

1. Decomposing My Arse

The Golden Egg Cup (2009 Christmas Special)[]

1. Château My Arse

2. Chilax,Chilax, Chilax My Arse

Joe's Crackers (2010 Christmas Special)[]

1. Bauble My Arse

2. Slovenly My Arse

Barbara's Old Ring (2012 Christmas Special)[]

1. Sensitive My Arse


Other Uses[]

1. Beast My Arse (Barbara) - Series 2 Episode 1

2. Motherhood My Arse (Dave) - Series 2 Episode 5

Compilation Video[]

The_Royle_Family_-_Every_"My_Arse!"_(2010_Updated_Version)

The Royle Family - Every "My Arse!" (2010 Updated Version)

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