"My Arse" is a common catchphrase used by Jim Royle during the series when people uses sentences that Jim finds ridiculous. He repeats the sentence or phrase followed by saying "...My Arse!" Below is a list of all the sayings so far, and how many in each episode.
Series 1[]
Episode 1:
1. It's Good to Talk, My Arse!
2. Rest, My Arse!
3. Crabs Arse...My Arse!
4. Career, My Arse!
5. Bridesmaid, My Arse!
Episode 2:
1. Pasta, My Arse! x2
2. Borrow, My Arse!
3. Bless Her, My Arse!
Episode 3:
1. Taught Them, My Arse!
2. Say It, My Arse!
3. Has She, My Arse!
Episode 4:
1. Kiss My Arse!
Episode 5:
1. Equalizer, My Arse!
Episode 6:
Preparations, My Arse!
Series 2[]
Episode 1:
1. Bemuda, My Arse!
2. Having a Good Time, My Arse!
3. Keanu, My Arse!
Episode 2:
1. Makeover, My Arse!
2. Dale Winton, My Arse!
3. Feng Shui, My Arse!
4. Cravings, My Arse!
Episode 3:
1. Detector Vans, My Arse!
2. Stencil, My Arse!
3. Smillie, My Arse!
4. Exit, My Arse!
Episode 5:
1. Hard, My Arse!
2. Grapefruit, My Arse!
Episode 6:
1. Party, My Arse!
2. Balloons, My Arse!
Episode 7:
1. Parlour Games, My Arse! x2
2. Crinkly Bottom, My Arse!
3. Snowball, My Arse!
4. The Millenium, My Arse!
5. Christmas Day, My Arse!
Series 3[]
Episode 1:
1. Anne Robinson, My Arse!
2. Uni-Bloody-Versity, My Arse!
Episode 3:
1. Ceiling, My Arse!
Episode 4:
1. Bidet, My Arse!
2. Best Friend, My Arse!
Episode 6:
1. Sheep, My Arse!
Episode 7:
1. Finger, My Arse!
2. Roger, My Arse!
The Queen of Sheba (2006 Special)[]
1. Laminate, My Arse!
The New Sofa (2008 Christmas Special)[]
1. Olive Oil, My Arse!
2. Seating Plan, My Arse!
3. Baste, My Arse!
4. Toast, My Arse!
Comic Relief Special (March 2009)[]
1. Decomposing, My Arse!
The Golden Egg Cup (2009 Christmas Special)[]
1. Château, My Arse!
2. Chillax, Chillax, Chillax, My Arse!
Joe's Crackers (2010 Christmas Special)[]
1. Bauble, My Arse!
2. Slovenly, My Arse!
Barbara's Old Ring (2012 Christmas Special)[]
1. Sensitive, My Arse!
Other Uses[]
1. Beast, My Arse (Barbara) - Series 2 Episode 1
2. Motherhood, My Arse (Dave) - Series 2 Episode 5
Compilation Video[]
The Royle Family - Every "My Arse!" (2010 Updated Version)