"My Arse!"

&nbsp My Arse is a common catchphrase used by Jim Royle during the series when people uses sentences that Jim finds ridiculous. He repeats the sentence or phrase followed by saying "...My Arse!" Below is a list of all the sayings so far and how many in each episode.

Series 1

Episode 1:

1. It's Good to Talk My Arse

2. Rest My Arse

3. Crabs Arse...My Arse

4. Career My Arse

5. Bridesmade My Arse

Episode 2:

1. Pasta My Arse x2

2. Borrow My Arse

3. Bless Her My Arse

Episode 3:

1. Taught Them My Arse

2. Say it My Arse

3. Has She My Arse

Episode 4:

1. Kiss My Arse!

Episode 5:

1. Equalizer My Arse

Episode 6:

Preparations My Arse

Series 2

Episode 1:

1. Bemuda My Arse

2. Having a Good Time My Arse

3. Keanu My Arse

Episode 2:

1. Makeover My Arse

2. Dale Winton My Arse

3. Feng Shui My Arse

4. Cravings My Arse

Episode 3:

1. Detector Vans My Arse

2. Stencil My Arse

3. Smilie My Arse

4. Exit My Arse

Episode 5:

1. Hard My Arse

2. Grapefruit My Arse

Episode 6:

1. Party My Arse

2. Balloons My Arse

Episode 7:

1. Parlour Games My Arse x2

2. Crinkly Bottom My Arse

3. Snowball My Arse

4. The Millenium My Arse

5. Christmas Day My Arse

Series 3

Episode 1:

1. Anne Robinson My Arse

2. Uni-Bloody-Versity My Arse

Episode 3:

1. Ceiling My Arse

Episode 4:

1. Bidet My Arse

2. Best Friend My Arse

Episode 6:

1. Sheep My Arse

Episode 7:

1. Finger My Arse

2. Roger My Arse

The Queen of Sheba (2006 Special)

1. Laminate My Arse

The New Sofa (2008 Christmas Special)

1. Olive Oil My Arse

2. Seating Plan My Arse

3. Baste My Arse

4. Toast My Arse

Comic Relief Special (March 2009)

1. Decomposing My Arse

The Golden Egg Cup (2009 Christmas Special)

1. Chateau My Arse

2. Chilax,Chilax, Chilax My Arse

Joe's Crackers (2010 Christmas Special)

1. Bauble My Arse

2. Slovenly My Arse

Barbara's Old Ring (2012 Christmas Special)

1. Sensitive My Arse

Other Uses

1. Beast My Arse (Barbara) - Series 2 Episode 1

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